🧨 Your Local Noise Complaint Tee
The shirt they warned you about.
Straight from the stacks of passive-aggressive neighborhood flyers and into your wardrobe, this shirt is a bold middle finger to boredom, silence, and anyone who thinks riding dirt bikes is a criminal offense.
Front: A bold "X" over Stoke Run’s logo with the words “YOUR LOCAL NOISE COMPLAINT!”
Back: The now-iconic AI-fueled neighborhood panic graphic that looks like a propaganda poster but somehow makes us want to ride more.
This isn't just a shirt. It’s a protest. A fundraiser. A fashion statement for those who believe tire tracks > paper trails.
Wear it loud.
Wear it proud.
Wear it when you leave a 5-star review.
100% of profits go toward fighting the forces of anti-fun and helping save Stoke Run from the noise police.
Specs:
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Super soft cotton blend (aka hug-your-body soft)
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Printed locally by people who probably own pit bikes
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Fits true to size, but feels like rebellion
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Wash inside-out to keep the chaos fresh
Warning:
Wearing this shirt may cause
âś… Spontaneous high-fives
âś… Sarcastic side-eyes from grumpy neighbors
âś… A deep craving to twist throttle
Processing & Fulfillment
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days
Once your order ships, you’ll get a confirmation email with tracking
We ship Monday–Friday (excluding holidays)
Orders placed after 3pm EST may be processed the next business day
Carriers & Delivery
We ship via USPS or UPS depending on the item and destination
Expedited shipping options are available at checkout
We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages marked as "delivered"
Orders over $100 may require a signature at delivery
Hawaii & Alaska
Orders shipping to HI or AK may require an additional $35 flat rate for UPS Ground. We’ll reach out if more is needed.
Select “Local Pickup” at checkout and pick up your order in-person during park hours. You’ll get an email when it’s ready.
- Returns and exchanges accepted within 14Â days of delivery
- Items must be unworn, unused, and in original packaging
- Sale or discounted items are final sale — no returns or exchanges
- Custom items (e.g. mounted or gripped boards) are not eligible
Read our full returns policy here: returns policy.